@morgan is still getting 5-10 new Twitter followers every day who are seemingly mistaking me for Morgan Oey, member of Indonesian boy band Sm*sh. Mostly teenage Indonesian girls.
My Twitter icon is a picture of my (bearded, caucasian) face. My tweets are in English, and never about anything remotely boy band-ish.
I’m thinking about using Google Translation to send a tweet in Indonesian. What would be the funniest and/or most evil choice?
- My terrible secret: I was born with two poop holes.
- It’s fun to murder kittens with a hammer!
- I just watched Justin Bieber make love to a robot.
- I will marry the first girl who tattoos my name onto her face.
