“You’re a baby! What’re you doing in New York City by yourself!? Have you even had your first communion yet!?”—
- A friend of a friend’s reaction to my age.
The variations on this conversation, through time, if one stays in New York for many years with no discernible change in status:
1. “You’re a baby!”
2. “I envy you!”
3. “Uh huh.”
4. “Wow, I thought you were younger!”
5. [Awkward silence.]
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