If your cousin is a woman who would like to go on a date with me, then I probably would be up for it.  I am a connoisseur of awkwardness, and going on a date with someone whose cousin tries to anonymously set them up via tumblr sounds wonderfully awkward.

My ideal woman is funny, smart and creative.  Basically: an improv gal, or somebody who could be an improv gal but is too busy being some other equally exciting kind of gal.

Or are you asking about the type of relationship I’m looking for?  Hopefully something with long-term potential, but I’m open to magical flings.  And interesting train wrecks.

Now I’m worried that I will end up marrying your cousin, and this tumblr entry will be read at our wedding.

I will bring that up on my date with your cousin, to make things even more awkward.