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@morgan is still getting 5-10 new Twitter followers every day who are seemingly mistaking me for Morgan Oey, member of Indonesian boy band Sm*sh.  Mostly teenage Indonesian girls. My Twitter icon is a picture of my (bearded, caucasian) face.  My tweets are in English, and never about anything remotely boy band-ish. I’m thinking about using Google Translation to send a tweet in Indonesian.  What would be the funniest and/or most evil choice? My terrible secret: I was born with two poop holes. It’s fun to murder kittens with a hammer! I just watched Justin Bieber make love to a robot. I will marry the first girl who tattoos my name onto her face.

@morgan is still getting 5-10 new Twitter followers every day who are seemingly mistaking me for Morgan Oey, member of Indonesian boy band Sm*sh.  Mostly teenage Indonesian girls.

My Twitter icon is a picture of my (bearded, caucasian) face.  My tweets are in English, and never about anything remotely boy band-ish.

I’m thinking about using Google Translation to send a tweet in Indonesian.  What would be the funniest and/or most evil choice?

  • My terrible secret: I was born with two poop holes.
  • It’s fun to murder kittens with a hammer!
  • I just watched Justin Bieber make love to a robot.
  • I will marry the first girl who tattoos my name onto her face.
Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: morgan oey, smash, sm*sh, indonesia, justin bieber robot sex, evil, .
  1. trinandaf reblogged this from morgantrsp
  2. aayue reblogged this from adlinahumaira
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  5. upeekaboo reblogged this from morgantrsp and added:
    Morgan. I’m Rafael’s. Don’t touch him anymore.” Psst, Rafael is...member of SM*SH, too....
  6. chiielicious reblogged this from morgantrsp and added:
    Coba deh yang ngaku dirinya SMASHBLAST baca ini, lucu deh.. :D lol
  7. evil-fishy reblogged this from morgantrsp
  8. yudhianingsih reblogged this from adlinahumaira and added:
    HAHA lawl, poor sm*shblast, they had the wrong morgan
  9. adlinahumaira reblogged this from morgantrsp and added:
    hillarious! Hahahaha....the translating thing: Salah satu rahasia terdalam yang malu gue...
  10. hippycrits reblogged this from morgantrsp and added:
    HUAHAHA ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
  11. ericharrington said: poop and tattoo are my fav. really mean stuff makes me laugh.
  12. benzado said: ALL OF THEM. PS by now your account is likely appearing in the robot-generated People You May Know lists; it will never end!
  13. christeja said: The face tattoo one.
  14. caitlintime reblogged this from morgantrsp and added:
    fan if both Morgans? WHAT ABOUT US????
  15. robotriley said: #4 is the funniest/most evil.
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