I finally watched Twilight tonight. It was pretty awesome.
Have people been making Vampire Baseball references all this time, and they’ve just been going over my head? Because it seems like something that people should reference.
Also: Does the book mention hair gel? Because that’s a lot of hair gel for a 108 year-old dude. I guess he feels like he needs it, to stay hip enough to attract intoxicatingly-scented 17 year-old girls. Whom he constantly has to fight the urge to murder. While he’s creeping into their bedrooms at night and watching them sleep.
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