benzado:

That comedian and his book say he’s just not that into you. If he hasn’t called or emailed or responded to such, they are probably right. But if he simply hasn’t tried to kiss you: that could be a side effect of overexposure to “Warning Signs of Date Rape” and other educational material. Any reasonable person already knows that “No means No”; after hearing it repeated enough he begins to doubt his sanity and wonder if maybe everything but “Yes!” (with an exclaimation point) should also be treated as “No”, just to be on the safe side.

If that’s the case, ladies, don’t fret. We don’t have to stop the safety workshops. You don’t need to do all the work, either. Just touch his arm a lot. Every primate with a pulse knows what that means.

Another option: Kiss the guy.