Pretty sure this reviewer thinks Emma Stone and Emma Roberts are the same person, based on paragraph 5.
It’s almost as if the New York Post is a crappy paper!
I’m catching up on a week of tumblr backlog. Maybe it has been so long that you’ve forgotten about this one already. It’s good, watch it.
Early Bird Special: The Smurfs! Well, basically.
[b3ta.]
I might have to special order this cheese from whatever country that is.
Panda Cheese commercials. Fucking weird.
Saw it today, and highly recommend it. And Benzado’s concern (mentioned in the comments) is unfounded. That’s just the marketing.
Jesus H Christ, who in NYC wants to see CATFISH with me?
Dear The Internet: I love you.
1/2 speed Ke$ha is pretty great, too.
Watching Judge Judy in half speed is like rediscovering life.
I don’t think they’ve enabled embedding and it’s probably four minutes longer than it should be but half-speed Judge Judy is delightful so watch it
Buffo is the world’s strongest clown. He travels the country in a multi-truck convoy, and sometimes if you’re driving back from Michigan and it’s 2am you will see the convoy and totally freak out.
That’s me, 2nd from the right in the top row, staring at Pam’s head. Can’t wait to see this, everyone was hilarious.
This may or may not be a photo of the cast for a parody I wrote called, Big Brother: Victims And Their Attackers. Directed/edited/everything’d by Eric Cunningham
Drop date, TBD!
Can we please get rid of the Ke$has and the Biebers and whatnot and just have this be the kind of music that the kids listen to? Please?
(CONTAINS PROFANITY WHICH MIGHT BOTHER BOSSES AND OLD-TIMEY CO-WORKERS AND SUCH.)
Dang! Cee-Lo! I’ll never stop loving yooooooooo
Cee-Lo! Jennie and I want to be your best friends!
Put me on that friend train! Cee-Lo is my new favorite!
Watch this!
Made myself late to Grand Jury duty this morning in order to finish watching this. NOT SORRY.
The Big Dog is up! Check it out! http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bce0ad0653/funny-or-die-presents-the-big-dog
Haven’t seen The Expendables yet, but I can’t wait for the scene where they banter about elective plastic surgery.
Tomorrow it will be exactly three years since my final day of cancer treatment. The timing feels appropriate, since Friday also marks the beginning of the annual Del Close Marathon of improv here in NYC.
Advice: Do what you love, now, hardcore.
