March 2010
19 posts
halphillips asked: What's made you happier in the last six months than anything else?
vaov asked: what's that secret thing you were talking about with Stephanie... Just tell me and no one gets hurt
Really, just go ahead and ask me.
http://morgantrsp.tumblr.com/ask
fuckyeahcharliesanders →
Dialogue
BRAIN: You’re old, you’ve failed again and again, you’ll never get what you want.
HEART: Suck it.
My Night: Hooray
1. Got yelled at by the unpleasant crazy woman upstairs for five minutes, almost cried.
2. Was not proud of my Harold Audition callback.
3. Was nerf-assassinated on the way to the bar.
4. Got drunk, called my parents to prepare them for consoling me tomorrow.
5. Got robbed at the bodega near my apartment.*
6. Wrote self-pitying tumblr post.
7. Played online Scrabble and ate a sandwich.**
...
Assassin Stats
Hours spent unsuccessfully stalking/staking out, to date: 11
Hours spent practicing with my nerf blowgun: 1.5 (approximate)
Hours spent pretending to stalk Alan Starzinski: 2.25
Days per week that I coach, practice, perform, take class or go to shows in the Chelsea Improv Zone: 6
Times I’ve ditched my assassin: 3*
*I might have imagined all three of these times.
Watchchamberlain:
Forgiving the DREADFUL song they use in the trailer, Zack Snyder’s new animated battle owl movie looks astoundingly good. Feels Watership Down/Secret of NIMH-y.
Feels good to type “battle owl movie”, too.
Legend of the Guardians? Really? Was this movie named by a computer?
So, I’m playing this game where a bunch of people try to “assassinate” one another with foam darts.
I’ve put approximately 5 hours into stalking my assigned victim, utterly unsuccessfully. I’ve also made a ridiculously easy target of myself, even forgetting to bring the foam ammo with me the first day. Would have been tragically hilarious if I’d tried to...
Watchsussybuckets:
Roger Ebert, with wife Chaz, debuts his new voice thingy on Oprah. If you love technology and feeling lots of human emotions all at once, please watch this.
Wowzers.
Assassins.: FIRST BLOOD →
I don’t find this “it made me feel bad” convincing.
stephaniestreisand:
This deadly game that we play is but a suggestion of action, an ephemeral battle of wits until the first dart of the tournament leaps from the barrel of a ruthless assassin, hurtling through the space which poetically juxtaposes hunter and hunted. Making deadly contact, the first brutal shot makes the...
